[TRANS] 130729 The fresh-faced Yunho actually has a “big D”.
Yunho’s passionate dancing gifts “colorful egg” (t/n: literal translation. It basically means exciting details that aren’t obvious if not carefully observed)
Jung Yunho, who possesses the incredibly perfect body proportion of 1:9 (head to body) in TVXQ, is unexpectedly also in the famed “big D” family! One search of this hot guy’s pictures and many online results pop out showing his “giant D!”
How can this handsome guy with fresh facial features be tied to something as strong as “giant D?” Some say, the taller you are, the “little brother” wouldn’t be too lacking either! Many fans who go to TVXQ concerts and take photos of Yunho while he’s dancing realize that the most passionate on the live stage is Yunho’s “little brother!” Wearing tight pants will inevitably outline the bottom half pretty clearly; but what’s bizzare is that during one of his concerts, his lower body was wrapped with soft, light material, a loose gray skirt, but while he was dancing, his lower half was unusually “upright”. The female fans quickly snapped a few shots, and it turned out to be the greatest “colorful egg” of the night!
Handsome guy Jung Yunho ah, must you “take your bird out for a stroll” all the time and make all the ladies in the audience lose control?
Considering this, everyone must invest your money to buy the front row seats to a TVXQ concert to witness this “colorful egg!” It’s worth it!
trance by : _Hitsumabushi
via : @UKNOWuGotIt
OH MY GOD YUNCONDA
I ACTUALLY CRIED LAUGHING. I was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my cheeks. I don’t think there will be many people out there who can say their bias had an entire article solely about their cock. The line that killed me was…
"Many fans who go to TVXQ concerts and take photos of Yunho while he’s dancing realize that the most passionate on the live stage is Yunho’s “little brother!"
I am legitimately unable to can. And the whole TAKING HIS BIRD OUT FOR A STROLL hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa I love their turns of phrase omg it’s almost fucking poetic. But then waxing lyrical about Yunho’s cock is pastime of mine considering how much fanfic I write so I can totally appreciate this wackiness.
My only regret is that newspapers haven’t yet reached the levels of Harry Potter because THIS would be a far more appropriate “colourful egg”.